i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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