he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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