I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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