: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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