How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
