just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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