We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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