He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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