he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
vagina is talking i cant
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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