Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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