Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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