are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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