Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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