We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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