I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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