I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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