...so i touched it.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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