I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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