I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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