tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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