I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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