I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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