what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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