Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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