Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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