Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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