I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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