Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cockslap morals
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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