shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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