well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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