people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you win again, gameday.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Reggie can tackle my bush.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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