Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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