Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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