Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
where am i from again
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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