I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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