Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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