Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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