You don't have asthma, your pregnant
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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