In the future we'll all be gay
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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