All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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