so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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