I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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He felt like a one man threesome
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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