Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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