Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
