I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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