Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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