I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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