help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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