Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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