she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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