yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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