New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You smell like stripper and shame
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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