Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
