Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We don't watch enough power rangers
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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