so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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