Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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